(posted at 10:10PM BST) 
Guess I had a little too much to drink on Saturday night *hic*
I believe that it may have had something to do with the teensy fact that I haven't had a vomit-inducing amount to drink since last New Years' Eve.
Sadly, I am so out of practice I couldn't even finish off the obligatory late-night Doner Kebab(tm) from the ever-so-dodgy high-street restaurant :-)
I guess I'm lucky that I didn't have a nasty hangover in the morning so I suppose I should be grateful of that.
The most defining moment of the night was being told by one of my 'wimmin (they were mine because I saw 'em first, hehehe!) that 'All men are bastards!'.
In response, I can only repeat what I say to all birds chicks tarts women:
"Really ?"
I could count on one hand the total number of women who have been total and utter bitches to me but I would never say something like 'all women are bitches' as that would be lumping the billions of women on the planet in with the pitiful few that truly deserved the title.
So... that said... when are you bitches ready for another piss-up ;-) | 
